It is always nice when your site tops the google rankings for a search topic. I have a little thingie set up whereby google will tell me where I appear in various searches.

It told me that the site is #1 if you are searching for the words: so blossed beat. I checked and it was so.

Alas, that was last week. Now I am only #2 on the list. All the blossed beaters will go elsewhere.

[A bloss, by the way, is the cant term for a shop-lifter or a bully. You can find it with the cant database search.]